About Me

Me -- I am an avid gardener that used to make sweet puddin in the winter and hats in the summer but  now I make cheese! O dear its perfect. The curdily thingys taste so good with brussell sprouts. I still prefer long romantic walks on the beach in the rain wearing nothing but a chinstrap made from the fur of a mongoose. I have a flat head and ears shaped like cup handles.

I stopped midget mud wrestling as I have come to realize that ones self esteem is much more important than burying midgets in the mud. I told everyone of them that they should stop exploiting themselves in this cheap thrills manner and instead, should take up midget bowling. I myself am now considering a new hobby, pole dancing. I have always wanted to swing from a pole upside down. I have a new stage name for my pole dancing venture. I am now calling myself  Thunder Curd after the cheese I am making. Ernie thinks I should use Thunder down under because of my gas problems but I think it doesnt fit well.

You - you are a strong man that likes drinking budweiser from a garden hose. You must like cats and short people that are proportionally wide. Send picture.